FOXNews.com - Pirate Candidate Battles for Iowa Congressional Seat

Link to FOXNews.com - Pirate Candidate Battles for Iowa Congressional Seat

Was this in the Des Moines Register? If not I can understand why! Can you imagine this guy during a debate? "Arrrr, if it were me, I'd make lobbyists walk the plank, you savvy?"

Just imagine if he wins. Congress will never be the same, LOL.