17 Ways To Be A Good Liberal

I had a friend send me this list via e-mail this morning, I don't know who to give credit to, but had me laughing out loud and cried out - "POST ME!"

1. Be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. Believe that businesses create oppression, but government creates prosperity.
3. Believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran, China or North Korea.
4. Believe their was no art before federal funding.
5. Believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.
6. Believe that gender roles are artificial, but homosexuality is natural.
7. Believe that the AIDS virus is spread by lack of federal funding.
8. Believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same students about sex.
9. Believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
10. Believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. Believe the NRA is bad because is supports certain parts of the constitution, but the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the constitution.
12. Believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
13. Believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Stienem are more important to American history than George Washington, Thomas Jefferson or Abraham Lincoln.
14. Believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set asides are not.
15. Believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it has been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
16. Believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
17. Believe that this blog post is part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.